BONECRUSHER

FIX THIS. NOW.

'PPARENTLY, I GOTTA FRAGGIN' WATCH EVERY LAST ONE'A YA SLUTTICONS STUNTICONS. WHO WANTS T'GO FIND WILDRIDER WITH ME? 'M BORED AN' NEED AN ADVENTURE. C'MON AN' BE CONSCRIPTED IN 'CRUSHER'S ARMY.

WHAT'RE TH' SYMPTOMS OF RUST, AGAIN?

...NOT TH' CRAZY KIND WE JUS' WENT THROUGH, TH' NORMAL KIND THA' COMES FROM WATER.

ALL Y'DECEPTICONS AIN'T SO HOT EITHER!

Y'KNOW - YEAH, Y'KNOW WHAT? FRAGGIT, I DUNNO WHAT - OH,RIGHT, YEAH, I DON'T CARE 'NYMRE

FUCK TH' AUTOBOTS!

ALL Y'ALL'RE JUS' - FRAGGIN' USELESS. LIKE T'SEE ANY OF Y'ALL FUCKIN' RIP A MECH APART FER TH' GREATER GOOD. YEAH, YER ALL FRAGGIN- NOT EVEN WORTH IT.

...TH' FIRST TIME I LOG IN IN FEREVER AN' THIS IS WHAT'S GOIN' ON? 'S LIKE THEY WERE FRAGGIN' WELL 'XPECTIN' ME!

'S IT. EVERY DRNK I TAKE IN GAME I TAKE OUTTA GAME TOO.

NORM'LY THIS'D BE TH' TIME WHERE I'D BE ALL, Y'KNOW, "FRAG OPTIMUS PRIME" 'ER SOMETHIN' SO Y'ALL WOULD HAVE SOMETHIN' T'DO OTHER'N DO NOTHIN' (SEE, 'M USEFUL, Y'NEED SOMEBODY T'HATE), BUT SEEIN' AS I GOT THIS JOB AN' ALL AN' I DON'T WANNA LOSE IT 'ER NOTHIN', I CAN'T.


SO.


UH.


WHAT'S EATIN' Y'ALL LATELY?



OH, AN' FRAG OPTIMUS ANYWAY BUT WE ALL ALREADY KNOW HOW I FEEL 'BOUT HIM STILL HAVEN'T FERGIVIN' YA FER THA' SWORD-TO-TH'-HEAD.

MOTORMASTER, WILDRIDER.

WHERE ARE YOU TWO.